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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Stockpiled Aphorisms 1

"My love for history started with my love for a man."
- Me

"I'm good at proving (cue Geom) because I'm good at writing (cue essays)."
- Me

"Change for the worse, when combined with time becomes PAIN."
- Me

"Being in a ship is being in jail, with the chance of being drowned."
- Samuel Johnson

"I wonder what language truck drivers are using, now that everyone is using theirs?"
- Beryl Pfizer

"He who can govern a woman can govern a nation."
- Honor de Balzac

"You can have it all. But you can't have it all at once."
- Oprah Winfrey

"Touch my body!"
- Mariah Carey

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