It is now an official fact that Drama is too in love with me. The feeling, though, is NOT mutual.
Unrequited love, my friends, is what causes Drama to take revenge on me, thus, bringing MORE Drama to aid in Catherine-oppression.
So now, I dedicate this post to Drama.
A Percentage Analysis of This Certain Thing Called Catherine's Personal Life
1. Grades/Academic Life - 50%
My grades are spiraling downwards. If you think I'm exaggerating... If you think "oh, come on, you're Catherine Tan, you'll see high grades on your report card. You're just a worrywart.." Well, I wish you're right, but you are WRONG. Eeeps. I don't know how to defend my answer. It's true, I may be "smart" or "intellectual" but I'm also "uber lazy" AND "uber paranoid". What else? I set really high standards. I'm a PERFECTIONIST. No, I'm not calling myself perfect. I'm calling myself a perfectionist! And you should know that perfectionists pay attention to every single detail. Yes, yes, yes! If something goes wrong, well, I go at wits end. Not only that, I also kill myself thinking too much.
GAAAAH. My Accounting grade isobviously down (since, Kevs, Fleur, you guys know the answer right? The whole Mam Almazan class record thing? Rememba?).
My Social Studies grade - I might maintain my old grade but it's also highly unlikely since I don't even know what my Long Test score was! (Actually, I don't know it ON PURPOSE. The testpapers-giving day took place during my competition day...so... wasn't able to see it. Someone, though, took note of the scores but I told him not to tell me).
My Math grade - I got an 89 last quarter (which is pretty high for a Math Class person) and I was really, really satisfied. I only got an 83 last year. BUT NOW? This quarter? Flunked tests and seatworks! DAMMIT. I have absolutely NO IDEA WHAT MY MATH GRADE WILL BE NOW.
My Chem grade - 85, y'all. 85!!! That's too low. TOO LOW.
My Filipino grade - from 90 to ...what? Perhaps, an 88? CRAP. DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?
From 3rd Honor Rank 7, I will probably slip to Rank ..... 12! DAMMIT. DAMMIT. DAMMIT.
I'm supposed to get at least to the 2nd Honors. WHY? Because there's a prize. There's also a series of consequences if I don't get this prize. And it's not a tangible thing, my love.
See, I'm studying hard for a certain person. The details, I'm not supposed to tell you. But I'm doing this not just for myself, but for this PERSON who means so much to me... No, this person ain't part of my biological family. This person also ain't my crush. This person is....
Well, I just need to skyrocket my grades up this quarter. I really need to. I DO NOT want to devolve.
ONE MORE THING, COLLEGE. But we should talk about it during the "semestral break."
2. Physical Insecurities - 25%
My height is killing me. I'm so short I need to wear 3-inch heels to LOOK TALL. Uhh, other physical insecurities include...uhhh...I dunno. HEIGHT. HEIGHT. HEIGHT!
3. Family Drama - 10%
I've written posts about my clan, right?
4. Health - 10%
EARS
5. Sleep-deprivation - 1%
Number 1, number 2, number 3 and number 4 combined KILL ME.
Unrequited love, my friends, is what causes Drama to take revenge on me, thus, bringing MORE Drama to aid in Catherine-oppression.
So now, I dedicate this post to Drama.
A Percentage Analysis of This Certain Thing Called Catherine's Personal Life
1. Grades/Academic Life - 50%
My grades are spiraling downwards. If you think I'm exaggerating... If you think "oh, come on, you're Catherine Tan, you'll see high grades on your report card. You're just a worrywart.." Well, I wish you're right, but you are WRONG. Eeeps. I don't know how to defend my answer. It's true, I may be "smart" or "intellectual" but I'm also "uber lazy" AND "uber paranoid". What else? I set really high standards. I'm a PERFECTIONIST. No, I'm not calling myself perfect. I'm calling myself a perfectionist! And you should know that perfectionists pay attention to every single detail. Yes, yes, yes! If something goes wrong, well, I go at wits end. Not only that, I also kill myself thinking too much.
GAAAAH. My Accounting grade isobviously down (since, Kevs, Fleur, you guys know the answer right? The whole Mam Almazan class record thing? Rememba?).
My Social Studies grade - I might maintain my old grade but it's also highly unlikely since I don't even know what my Long Test score was! (Actually, I don't know it ON PURPOSE. The testpapers-giving day took place during my competition day...so... wasn't able to see it. Someone, though, took note of the scores but I told him not to tell me).
My Math grade - I got an 89 last quarter (which is pretty high for a Math Class person) and I was really, really satisfied. I only got an 83 last year. BUT NOW? This quarter? Flunked tests and seatworks! DAMMIT. I have absolutely NO IDEA WHAT MY MATH GRADE WILL BE NOW.
My Chem grade - 85, y'all. 85!!! That's too low. TOO LOW.
My Filipino grade - from 90 to ...what? Perhaps, an 88? CRAP. DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?
From 3rd Honor Rank 7, I will probably slip to Rank ..... 12! DAMMIT. DAMMIT. DAMMIT.
I'm supposed to get at least to the 2nd Honors. WHY? Because there's a prize. There's also a series of consequences if I don't get this prize. And it's not a tangible thing, my love.
See, I'm studying hard for a certain person. The details, I'm not supposed to tell you. But I'm doing this not just for myself, but for this PERSON who means so much to me... No, this person ain't part of my biological family. This person also ain't my crush. This person is....
Well, I just need to skyrocket my grades up this quarter. I really need to. I DO NOT want to devolve.
ONE MORE THING, COLLEGE. But we should talk about it during the "semestral break."
2. Physical Insecurities - 25%
My height is killing me. I'm so short I need to wear 3-inch heels to LOOK TALL. Uhh, other physical insecurities include...uhhh...I dunno. HEIGHT. HEIGHT. HEIGHT!
3. Family Drama - 10%
I've written posts about my clan, right?
4. Health - 10%
EARS
5. Sleep-deprivation - 1%
Number 1, number 2, number 3 and number 4 combined KILL ME.
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