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Thursday, December 6, 2007

Confessions of a Teenage B*****

Note: Do not read this post if you have a rather faint, non-profane heart. Or ear. OR eyes. I warn you.

I promise to mention the word at most 5 times. If you wanna know what the hullabaloo (CRAP. DID I JUST TYPE THE WORD?) is all about, just listen. I mean, read.

Recently, I discovered a strong fetish, love, like, (passion?) with the word BITCH. I don’t know. It’s really weird because back then (a year ago, perhaps?) I was amazingly obsessed with the word SLUT. Later (perhaps, a few months ago?), I rekindled my romance with like words. I became obsessed with DAMN.

Now, few months later, I find myself OBSESSED with the word BITCH. AMAZING.

Is it because I myself am a bitch?

Is it because it’s female dog?

Is it because when you utter it, it gives you a funny feeling?

Is it because Lindsay Lohan is a bitch (not a SLUT, y’all!)

Oops. I think I mentioned the word four times now.

Anyway, what is a bee?

(Bee is a rather euphemistic version of the B* word). The perfect definition of a bee is someone perhaps who talks in an ear-splitting way, bossy (like for real), uhhmm what else? Kinda like me. But I am not that kind of BEE you know. You know, the one you’re thinking about.

What is NOT a bee?

Bees are no sluts.

Bees are not dirty.

Bees are not backstabbing bees.

What is basically a bee?

It lies perfectly well in the PERSONALITY. NOT the trait.

That personality is, just as I mentioned, ear-splitting, bossy, irritating (at times but not ALWAYS!).. but in nature LIKEABLE especially when you get to know her. (Yes, I used ‘her’). And besides, you’ll learn a lot from her. Just like her friends say say. Bees teach you know!

I guess I’m still obsessed. I hope this lasts much longer. It’s so relaxing, saying the word.

‘Sides, you’ll probably hear me saying/screaming/yelling it out loud anyway.

BITCH!!!!


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